- Three strikes and you're President.
- If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates.
- My other President is a Republican.
- To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential
- Honk If You Love Al Gore! (use the button on your steering
- My 2nd Grader is Smarter than 19,000 Florida voters!
- "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count
the votes decide
everything." -Joseph Stalin
- My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy
- Nicaragua was only practice. Florida was the real thing.
- My brudder sed I were elected. Im going too DizzyWerld.
- Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo.
- Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You ain't seen nothing yet.
- Don't throw away your vote........Let Katherine Harris do it
- One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states).
- I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER
- The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.
- Re-elect Al Gore
- Damn! Al's brother wasn't governor of Tennessee.
- Banana Republicans
- George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
- Don't blame me. I voted for... D'OH!
- The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in
desert for 40 years.
- Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you: PRICELESS.
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