Nr. 33, Februar 2001

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Stoßstangenlürick, amerikanisch

- Three strikes and you're President.

- If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates.

- My other President is a Republican.

- To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!

- Honk If You Love Al Gore! (use the button on your steering wheel)

- My 2nd Grader is Smarter than 19,000 Florida voters!

- "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide
everything." -Joseph Stalin

- My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President.

- Nicaragua was only practice. Florida was the real thing.

- My brudder sed I were elected. Im going too DizzyWerld.

- Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo.

- Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You ain't seen nothing yet.

- Don't throw away your vote........Let Katherine Harris do it for you..

- One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states).


- The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

- Re-elect Al Gore

- Damn! Al's brother wasn't governor of Tennessee.

- Banana Republicans

- George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

- Don't blame me. I voted for... D'OH!

- The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the
desert for 40 years.

- Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you: PRICELESS.

Bitte sagen Sie uns Ihre Meinung




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